🎤 No mic drop from Messi: 16 bars on the thrashing against former club PSG | OneFootball

Lionel Messi and Inter Miami were thoroughly outplayed by Champions League winners Paris Saint-Germain in the round of 16 and sent packing from the Club World Cup with a 0:4 defeat. We asked ChatGPT to channel its inner Kendrick Lamar and drop 16 bars about the duel between the eight-time Ballon d'Or winner and his former club.

The end product might not be in danger of sweeping the Grammy Awards, but it's definitely a successful attempt to add some flair to the often stiff reporting.

PSG came like a storm to Atlanta,

João Neves with a double – shattered Messi’s dreams early on

Header like a knife, cut through the night,

sixth, thirty-ninth – done just right.

Avilés lost, kicks into his own net,

Own goal debacle, heavy as lead in your head.

Then Hakimi, speed like an AMG,

slams in the fourth, says goodbye to Miami

Messi on the pitch, but without shine,

Streak broken – his club loses the dance.

16 years, no knockout game lost,

but today, history was recast.

65K in the Dome, the roof nearly blown,

but only PSG, the rest were overthrown.

Coach Enrique, plan sharp like a suit,

Quarterfinals – PSG’s on board, the call is absolute.

If you only understood half of that or still swear by a detailed match report, then check out here for more.

This article was translated into English by Artificial Intelligence. You can read the original version in 🇩🇪 here.

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