Tweets of the Week: Arsenal are Stoke, World Cup draw, Wolves scrap | OneFootball

The best football tweets of the week as Arsenal enter their Stoke City era, the World Cup draw gets spicy, Wolves players get in a scrap, and Man City players embarrass themselves.

Sean Dyche doing to Arsenal what Sam Allardyce did before him. Time is a flat circle.

“You think set pieces are your ally? You merely adopted the corner flag. I was born under it. Moulded by it” – Dyche, probably.

This would be a novel approach.

We’ll forgive the AI slop just this once, because this is marvellous.

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The World Cup qualifying draw cooked up a spicy meeting between Albania and Serbia.

I’m sure both sides will practice impeccable sportsmanship and fair play.

And the fans will undoubtedly behave themselves.

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Things are falling apart at Wolves. Last week Mario Lemina had a go at his teammates. This week, following defeat to Ipswich Town, Rayan Ait-Nouri received a red card after the full-time whistle and had to be dragged down the tunnel by Craig Dawson.

Matheus Cunha also lost his head at the end of the game. What is going on at Molineux?

Man City’s allegedly professional players took to the training pitch earlier this week to practice penalties in front of an open goal – and missed all of them.

This would surely be the most Brighton signing of all time.

Hats off to the author of that headline.

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Marco Reus finally did it, folks.

When the lad with two left feet shows up at astro:

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Jesus Navas played his final home game for Sevilla this weekend ahead of his retirement.

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