If all the rumours were true: Whose career will United ruin next? | OneFootball

A career is not a real career until it has been properly ruined at Manchester United. We take a look at the latest rumors with a top eleven and check out whose market value could be heading for a free fall from Manchester if everything being cooked up in the rumor mill is true.

Goalkeeper

According to 'SportBild', United are interested in signing Marc-André ter Stegen. Of course, he might not have to do anything for a career slump, except stay at Barcelona. After the signing of Espanyol's Joan Garcia, it seems to be getting tight for the DFB goalkeeper at the Catalans. If he wants to be on the safe side, a move to Manchester would be the more reliable method. André Onana says hello.

Right center-back

Is Inter's Yann-Aurel Bisseck actually named after the great Stoic Marc Aurel? If so, a move to United would make sense, after all, Marc Aurel has clearly shown with quotes like "It's shameful when your soul is tired before your body is" or "The art of living is more about wrestling than dancing" that he was clearly a United fan. Accordingly, 'La Repubblica' reports on the interest in Bisseck.

Central defender

Young, talented, moldable. Or rather: breakable. Defensive jewel Leny Yoro still has so much potential at 19 that can be wasted, here United doesn't have to add anything.

Left center-back

As early as April, there was talk of United's interest in Piero Hincapie. Most recently, 'Kicker' reported that Atlético Madrid found the exit clause of 60 million euros too expensive. Which also means: clear path for the club that no flop is too expensive for.

Right full-back

The man has to take a closer look. Actually, you would have thought that United would be the right address for Noussair Mazraoui to undercut the disappointing time at FC Bayern. In the last season, the Moroccan missed only one Premier League game and was one of the most stable United player in an absolute disaster season. That has to get worse!

Right six

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Speaking of undercutting the disappointing time at FC Bayern: João Palhinha is still used to wallowing in tabular insignificance from Fulham times. Problem: After a season with only 667 Bundesliga minutes in Munich, there's not much to break in his career at the moment.

Left six

As Christian Falk wanted to know at 'CaughtOffside', United are said to have great interest in signing BVB pro Felix Nmecha, which would be the United career slump for United fans: With Nmecha, one could ruin the career of a former City talent.

Left full-back

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Here, United have already struck on the transfer market and apparently factored in the possibility of a flop in the transfer negotiations: Of the eight million that Paraguay talent Diogo León could cost, half are said to be success-dependent bonuses, according to 'transfermarkt.de'. That means: simply have no success, then León is a real bargain. Smart!

Right ten

Someone who has survived both Hertha and Diego Simeone unscathed could even be equipped for Manchester United. Brazilian examples like Antony, Alex Telles, and Casemiro may give flop fans hope for Matheus Cunha.

Left ten

No one knows how he does it, but somehow Bruno Fernandes manages to do it: For five years at United and despite all these disaster years, no one has seriously come up with the idea of calling him a flop.

Striker

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How to get a proper slump in your career after a really strong season in Frankfurt, Randall Kolo Muani has already shown, but Hugo Ekitiké could possibly top that: 'Sky' recently reported that United have entered the race for the SGE striker.

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