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Ian McCourt·19 June 2018
OneFootball
Ian McCourt·19 June 2018
There are five days gone and just 26 left to go.
We are already worried about how we are going to fill our empty parts when all this football is done and dusted.
If you have any suggestions, or perhaps a teddy we can cuddle to keep away the loneliness, send them to Onefootball Towers ASAP.
First of all. What the Hell is Hubble’s Law of Cosmic Expansion?
Deal. Well England shocked us all by playing some decent stuff and then reassured us all by going back to being unable to break down a stubborn defence. Still, they won, which was the cue for various commentators to go overboard.
Elsewhere. Croatia striker Nikola Kalinic decided that coming off the bench and playing for his country in the World Cup was not his thing so when his boss, Zlato Dalic, told him to get warmed up and come on against Nigeria, he told him to do one. Coincidentally, Dalic then told Kalinic to do one and the Milan star is now on his way home.
Hey, don’t give idiots a bad name like that.
Yeh. Saudi Arabia had a very scary flight, Sweden beat South Korea 1-0 and Belgium beat Panama 3-0.
Belgium’s first goal , by Dries Mertens, got us very hot under the collar.
He seemed pretty happy with it too.
Wilmar Roldán’s performance. He gives a penalty to Tunisia that was debatable but then ignores Harry Kane being suplexed to the ground. Hmmm.
How about Sergio Ramos taking the piss out of Cristiano Ronaldo?
Ramos taking the piss out of CR7 in training FFS. The man is just a hero pic.twitter.com/RcJ2JE89gK–
“I’ve seen a couple of them and they make me look a bit chubby if I’m totally honest with you.”
Harry Kane is not impressed with the Russian dolls made in his image.
How does a dose of IPA Pool Freesports Champions Cup sound?
You’re welcome.
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