The worst club Christmas gifts money can buy | OneFootball

A tape measure, a pumpkin gnome and hand warmers.

How would you feel finding these under your tree on Christmas morning? Pretty disappointed we expect.

Well, if you’re a fan of a Premier League club, you may just have to nod along, grin and bear it and act grateful as England’s top clubs are selling some woeful presents this December.

Here, we run through the worst gifts being sold by Premier League sides during this festive period.

Arsenal

A tropical, Christmas-themed Arsenal shirt. All kinds of wrong.

Bournemouth

“Football isn’t perfect … but my nails are”.

Brighton

This leather bracelet looks like something you would find in Majorca for a few pesetas back in the day. £20 via the Brighton store.

Burnley

Hand warmers are certainly the most practical and affordable of gifts in this rundown and would come in useful for those chilly at Turf Moor. Two quid. Bargain.

However, you’d be well disappointed with this on Christmas morning.

Cardiff City

The Cardiff City USB stick. Enough said.

Chelsea

We know it’s personalised but surely a mug is never worth £2, even in affluent west London?

Crystal Palace

We just don’t get it. The Eagles, on a Christmas robin. Eight pounds. Eight.

Everton

You will never, ever convince us that a Toffees’ toffee jar is worth £28.

Fulham

This little lego man looks a bit like Facundo Sava, minus his Zorro mask.

Huddersfield

A family of three Huddersfield ducks for £8. Hopefully they float better than the Terriers who look to be sinking to the Championship.

Leicester

While they get major kudos for Muzzy Izzet modelling Kasabian’s range this Christmas on the official club website, a Leicester tape measure? Really?

Liverpool

Crystal wine glasses. A nice Christmas gift. Crystal wine glasses with the Liverpool badge emblazoned across them. Not so much.

Manchester City

The Manchester City laundry basket, priced at £12. Wow.

Manchester United

This is sad to see. A club legend, United’s greatest goalscorer. An official Wayne Rooney phone case in the clearance section for £4.

Newcastle

The unknown pumpkin gnome. Even in late October this is just an horrendous gift.

Southampton

Saints air fresheners. Quite useful after they have stunk the place out for 18 months.

Tottenham

Isn’t this ironic?

Watford

West Ham

The Hammers aftershave set. We do wonder if this has a whiff of disappointment after West Ham smelled success in the summer.

Wolves

Wolves will be happy just to stay in the Premier League never mind qualifying for Europe as it means they won’t have to fork out £150 on a club suitcase.