📸 The Premier League's weird and wonderful Christmas gifts 🎁 | OneFootball

It’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid.

Unless of course you still haven’t finished your Christmas shopping and you’re on the lookout for the perfect gift for the football fan in your life.

Here are some of the strangest festive treats on offer from Premier League clubs this year.

Arsenal

We’re not sure what gorillas have to do with Christmas but this Arsenal one, produced in partnership with Visit Rwanda, one can be yours for just £15.

To be fair, the Gunners say the gorilla is crafted from recycled plastic, and all purchases support the expansion of Volcanoes National Park in Rwanda, the natural habitat of mountain gorillas, allowing them to continue to thrive. Isn’t that nice?

Aston Villa

We’ve heard of Christmas jumpers but this might be the first time we’ve encountered a Christmas shirt. It’s currently for sale at a heavily reduced price on Aston Villa’s website, and you can see why.

Brighton

You can’t move for Christmas stockings, crackers, baubles on all that jazz on every Premier League clubs’ websites, but Brighton are the only ones offering a Santa sack it seems. And it’s made of hessian! A bargain at only £12.

Chelsea

This Chelsea gift set already looks pretty snazzy and then you discover that it’s a musical gift box! Weirdly though, the club don’t specify exactly what kind of music it plays. Presumably it’s ‘Blue is the Colour’, unless they’ve managed to license ‘One Step Beyond’ by Madness. Guess the only way to find out is to buy it.

Crystal Palace

Now we’re talking! Why not challenge your granny to a game of Crystal Palace Guess Who? this Christmas? Attilio ‘The Bald Eagle’ Lombardo should be pretty easy to eliminate from the board.

Everton

We did a double take when we saw this while scrolling Everton’s website. Turns out it’s only a remote controlled toy car and they aren’t actually selling Range Rovers for £25. Shame.

Fulham

Aleksandar Mitrović looks exactly as thrilled as you’d expect him to be about featuring on this Mini Me cushion.

Leeds

When it comes to club shop tat Leeds United might just be the best club in the country. We’re lost for words when it comes to these boxer shorts to be honest. Sometimes you simply have to just stand and applaud.

Liverpool

This 3D Anfield advent calendar is genuinely brilliant, but it’s a bit late in the day to be buying one now, especially at the heavily reduced price of £70!

Manchester City

His crosses have usually got Erling Haaland walking in the air but here’s João Cancelo doing his best impression of the kid from The Snowman in a Man City bathrobe. The look can be yours for just £40.

Manchester United

If you thought the Arsenal gorilla was weird, check out this Manchester United sloth. There’s absolutely no explanation for this one offered, but the club insist on their website that it’s a toy your youngster “will want to take with them everywhere”. A bit like what Marouane Fellaini was to David Moyes then.

Newcastle United

The most surprising discovery of our trawl through the online club shops of the Premier League is the amount of garden gnomes on offer. For our money, Newcastle’s are the best though, and if you spend £75 on their website you get a free Castore snood. The spirit of Christmas is alive and well on Tyneside.

Tottenham

What Spurs fans get up to in the comfort of their own home is their business, but we can’t help but feel this adult onesie is a teeny bit infantile. But then what is Christmas without reconnecting with your inner child?

West Ham

Every club in the league has their own version of a Christmas jumper but the Hammers have got the best one to offer this year, for that pun alone.

Wolves

Is this family set of Wolves pyjamas adorable or a bit weird? Since it’s the season of goodwill we’ll say it’s the former.