Singer Robbie Williams intimidated by 'size' of Real Madrid | OneFootball

Singer Robbie Williams has claimed that the success of Real Madrid as a club has left him questioning the size of his manhood.

You can add that to the list of unwelcome developments we’ve endured this year!

Williams made the admission during the filming of a documentary on Real’s midfielder Toni Kroos.

The German is a big fan of the former Take That member, and vice versa, hence the English artist’s involvement in the production.

Speaking in the Amazon Prime documentary, Williams calls on his friend to sign for Manchester United.

“You’ve won everything in Madrid, I’m asking you to sign for Manchester United!” Williams says.

That’s fair enough. If only he’d left it at that.

“Real Madrid make me feel small as a person, you know. Make me feel as though I have a small penis,” Williams adds for reasons only known to himself.

“We’re supposed to have the best league in the world [in England], and that doesn’t make me feel good.

“Football is my religion, and I don’t want there to be other gods that are bigger.”

This is hardly as big a story as when Williams left Take That in 1995, so we can but ‘pray’ that ‘it only takes a minute’ to get it ‘out of our heads’.