🎄 Ranked: The Top 10 Premier League Christmas jumpers 🤦‍♂️ | OneFootball

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Joel Sanderson-Murray·23 December 2020

🎄 Ranked: The Top 10 Premier League Christmas jumpers 🤦‍♂️

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Whether we like it or not, Christmas jumpers seem to have developed their own subculture in recent years.

Premier League clubs don’t miss a trick with these kinds of things, so we’ve decided to rank the top of their offerings from worst to best.


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And because it’s festive fashion, there are bound to be some monstrosities. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.


10) Brighton & Hove Albion

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Brighton pulled out of the bags with their kits this season so we had high hopes for this Christmas but, well, look what happened.

Kind of like unwrapping a Lynx body set when you’re expecting a Canada Goose jacket.


9) Manchester United

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This has given us the urge to play Worms.


8) Southampton

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The Siiiiimpsoooons. For some reason.


7) Wolves

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You know that feeling when you draw the Bounty in the box of celebrations? This is that, but in the form of a jumper.


6) Crystal Palace

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You’d wear it to make your gran happy.

That’s about as complimentary we can get about this effort.


5) Fulham

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Like ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ but you ordered it off Wish. Which … actually sounds like a good thing?


4) Sheffield United

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The Snowman looks passionate about supporting the Blades and, with the season they’re having, they need all the festive cheer they can muster.


3)  West Ham

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West Ham might have just nailed it here, and it’s because of the simplicity.

You can’t really go wrong with claret and blue, can you?


2) Arsenal

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Things may not be going well off the pitch right now but who cares about that when you keep on producing merchandise dripping with sauce?

The Gunners’ 2020 Christmas jumper is a nod to their bruised banana away kit of 1991-93 and it gets a yes from us.

Incredible merchandise > Actually winning football matches.


1) West Brom

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The Baggies may be staring down the barrel of relegation to the Championship but they have come out on top of this league table, and that’s the real quiz.

We think Big Sam would look just divine in this navy number.