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Lewis Ambrose¡24 December 2019
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Lewis Ambrose¡24 December 2019
Itâs the most wonderful time of the year! Or so they say.
We think it really depends on which club you support and how embarrassing their festive fashion is âŚ
⌠so hereâs the lot of it.
These clubs didnât even bother with a Christmas jumper this year.
Worst of all were Southampton, who provided us with nothing remotely festive to buy for that Saints fan in our lives.
Barely any better, Newcastle didnât have any Christmas clothing. This lazy âprint on a mugâ effort isnât good enough. And itâs already on offer!
Sheffield United do at least have some festive-themed winter wear âŚ
And the less said about these Liverpool pyjama bottoms, the better.
Now onto the clubs who actually bothered âŚ
Why does the Reindeer have arms? Why does its colour look so weird against the otherwise-all-blue jumper. Why doesnât it have a red nose*?
*yeah, we know this answer to this one
These colours, with this pattern, are a disgrace. I feel sick.
Nope. Just no.
The London skyline look is tacky, isnât it? At least make an effort.
Ignore the penguins and a second and itâs actually lovely. But you canât ignore the penguins. Because theyâre massive and there are three of them.
No subtlety about the BURNLEY FOOTBALL CLUB jumper, where the pattern is nice but the sleeves look like theyâve been sewn on from another jumper.
Nice to see a different take â traditional Christmas-jumper style shapes but in an abnormal pattern. Well in, Palace!
Now thatâs a Christmas jumper.
Again, a typical Christmas jumper pattern but with the club badge quite nicely included.
If weâre being honest with ourselves, this couldâve come bottom. It looks like wrapping paper. But, for some reason, I canât take my eyes off of it.
Itâs just a classic Arsenal shirt with somewhat Christmassy patterning, isnât it? Itâs hard to argue with the simplicity.
This is fifth and thatâs a decision Iâm still wrestling with. Is the football panel pattern nice or rubbish? Iâm leaning towards the former.
Delightful! The right mix of festive and football, great colours, superb pattern. Villa make the Champions League spots.
Sometimes the classic just work. The colours go together nicely, the badge isnât too big, while prominent. And you canât argue with the pattern.
The pun alone puts West Ham right near the top of the tree. And the golden hammers on top of the tree are also superbly placed.
This is just brilliant, isnât it? Youâd have to be brave to wear it out â sure â but itâs a fantastic garment. Well played, Wolves. We want Nuno EspĂrito Santo donning this on Boxing Day.