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Alex Mott·24 December 2023
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Alex Mott·24 December 2023
Even footballing superstars enjoy receiving Christmas presents just like the rest of us.
So with that in mind …
“He still needs to improve his Spanish … not everyone is perfect”
Getting some inspiration from Carlo Ancelotti, we’ll be getting the Real Madrid man a Spanish phrasebook.
Liverpool seem to forever be playing the early Saturday kick off this season in the Premier League.
So with that in mind we thought an alarm clock might be the most practical gift for Jürgen Klopp going into the new year.
We’ll be getting ourselves to the nearest stationer very soon to buy Unai Emery a fancy new pen.
Because how else would he want to sign that shiny new contract Aston Villa are bound to offer him soon?
We’re arguably a bit too late for this gift but Gavi will be needing a care package to last him all the way through to next summer.
The Barcelona youngster is out for the remainder of the campaign – and probably the Euros – with a knee injury.
How much does a year’s supply of Gaviscon cost?
However much it is, it’s good to be prepared for the heartache the England boss will suffer when England fail gallantly at Euro 2024.
The Bayern Munich striker seems to be loving life in Germany right now and only recently moved into a new house on the outskirts of the city.
But does he have a trophy cabinet capable of fitting all those hat-trick balls? Let’s get him one anyway.
For the Everton fan in your life, why don’t you buy them a map, a magnifying glass or maybe even a bluetooth tracking device.
That way they might find those 10 points they misplaced.
Admittedly this might cost a fair amount of cash but let’s try and get everyone involved in European football a pair of boxing gloves for Christmas.
Because with the latest Super League ruling being confirmed, they’re going to need them for the next few years.
No goals in over 1,000 minutes for Manchester United, Rasmus Højlund is in desperate need of some inspiration in front gf goal.
Which is why we’re compiling our very own streaming service for him, consistently solely of Erling Haaland’s best moments.
We’re sure that Chelsea owner Todd Boehly already has a well-thumbed copy of Moneyball, but just in case, we’ll be getting him a hardback version for the January transfer window.