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Dan Burke·23 May 2018
🎥 Michael Owen stars in absolutely abysmal TV commercial

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Dan Burke·23 May 2018
Have you been injured in an accident that wasn’t your fault?
Well fear not, because former Liverpool, Real Madrid, Manchester United and England striker Michael Owen is here to help.
You may remember him from such monstrosities as this promotional video for the Dubai tourist board.
Or the time he over-zealously celebrated scoring goals against a 13-year-old boy.
But it seems the man who once proudly claimed to have only ever seen eight films (one of which was Seabiscuit) has been saving up his best on-screen performance for the wonderful world of personal injury claims.
Behold, Michael’s masterpiece…
Credit where it’s due, he’s at least able to have a bit of a laugh at his own expense, but his acting is so wooden that a chair could have played his part and you’d barely know the difference.
I’ve a right mind to sue Gowing Law for making me cringe so hard I fractured my jaw.