Fantasy Premier League: Best and funniest fantasy football team names for 2025-26 season | OneFootball

Looking for FPL name inspiration? These are the best and funniest from over the years...

It’s that time again. Fantasy Premier League is upon us.

Redownload the app, it is well and truly back for a new season.

This term’s version of the game has been set live by the Premier League, who had begun to tease players’ prices earlier in the week.

Mohamed Salah, of course, is the most expensive player at an eye-watering £14.5million, while Erling Haaland comes in at £14m.

It is a London trident that tops the defenders price list, with Gabriel and William Saliba joining Marc Cucurella as the most valuable at £6m a pop.

Cole Palmer is priced at £10.5m, while Bukayo Saka sits at £10m.

If you’re lacking inspiration, these might just help you out...

The Classics

Netflix and Chilwell

Stranger Mings

Krul Intentions

Yes, Ndidi

Neville Wears Prada

Curious Jorginho

Thomas The Frank Engine

Obi 1 Kenobi 0

Game Of Throw-ins

Better Call Saúl

Dolce and Lallana

Backstreet Moyes

Onana, What’s My Name?

Deeney In A Bottle

Enter Shaqiri

Blink-1 Eto’o

Murder On Zidane’s Floor

Gangsta’s Allardyce

Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

Kinder Mbeumo

Baines On Toast

Garnachos With Cheese

Chiellini Con Carne

Paqueta White Rice

Saka Potatoes

Who Ate All Depays?

Parmesan Belgrade

Dunk Those Busquets

Estupina Colada

2025-26 specials

AbraDubravka

Ait Nouri Geller

Ajer winning, Son?

Ake Breaky Heart

Baby Reijnders

Back of the Neto

Bacuna Mateta

Bad to the Bowen

Berge King

Blazinchenko Squad

Born in a Barnes

Botman and Robin

Bowen 747

Bowen Arrow

Boys In Dahoud

Brennan Jerry’s

BrokebackMount10

Bruno Dos Tres

Calafiori Sunshine

Castagne Me Now

Cheesy Garnachos

Clyne of Duty

Cobra Kai Havertz

Come Digne With Mee

Comme Ci Konsa

Dango Unchained

Darwin Theory

DropItLikeIt'sSlot

Dunk and Disorderly

Endo Story

Exposed Areola

Eze Come, Eze Go

Fee Fi Foden

FeelsLikeSummerville

FullKrugMetalJacket

GvardiolsOfTheGalaxy

Haalandaise Sauce

Hakuna Mateta

Hall In One

Havertz Your Way

Hellmans Mainoonaise

High Faivre

HouseOfTheDragusin

I Love Lamp(tey)

I'm Yelling Timber

IncogNeto

IngsCanOnlyGetBetter

Kai Me A River

Kilman Me Softly

KudusToYou

Lil Eze Vert

Livin' Saliba Loca

Lord and Savio

Los Porro Hermanos

LoveTheWaySzoboszlai

Major League Saka

MattyCashInTheAttic

McGinn and Tonic

Men with Van De Ven

Mings of Power

Minteh Fresh

Mitomavirus

More Tea Vicario?

Nkunku Clock

Not Isakly Sure

Now I'm a Baleba

Øde Toilette

Omari Me

Palmer Violets

Paqueta Crisps

Pomegranate Malacia

Porro'd Time

Pro Evolution Saka

Raya Sunshine

Red Djed Redemption

Reece's Set Pieces

Rice Rice Bebe

Sarrgazing

Saving Private Raya

Seven Nation Arne

Shaw Thing

She Sells Lascelles

Shiver Me Timbers

Slot Machine

Son hits the sky

Sorry Nic Jackson

Soucek Mate

Sterling Silver

Szobosslads

Szoboszlai4aWhiteGuy

Targett Practice

Tarkowski and Hutch

McNeil Deal

The Konate Kid

TierneyOfEverything

Todibo Selector

Tuchel For School

Under My Cucurella

Uptown Dunk

Veiga Megadrive

WeDontTalkAboutBruno

WindBeneathMyMings

Ederson Volleys

Sonny and Schar