Day Four of the 2018 World Cup can now be officially christened Shock Sunday.

Germany’s defeat to Mexico. Brazil’s draw with Switzerland. Neymar’s new haircut.

If for some inexplicable reason you didn’t watch any games yesterday and don’t want to come across dense, come with us as we guide you through all the best (and worst) bits from a packed day of action.

So yesterday, I was really, really busy trying to count all the individual hairs in Marouane Feallini’s afro, can you tell me what I missed?

Yes we can.

Will the Germans ever win in Russia? Their form over the past 70 years hasn’t been great, and so it proved once again as the Mexicans made beating the Mannschaft look like child’s play. You want to know how they celebrated back home?

The celebrations in Mexico after Chucky Lozano's goal over Germany was so loud that they caused an artificial earthquake in Mexico City

From now on, If you want Celebrate, then do it like Mexicans.. pic.twitter.com/ou7ZjTQWlY

— BarcaTimes (@BarcaTimes) June 17, 2018

Brazil were looking to be the first of the pre-tournament heavyweights to impress at this World Cup. But once again, the minnows rope-a-doped their way out of trouble. Switzerland claimed an impressive 1-1 draw, but all the talk after the game was on Neymar’s new lid.

FWIW I think Neymars boss….

But it's one thing going out looking like Emilie Sande but it's another playing footy like Emilie Sande… pic.twitter.com/bEUziVWJUU

— El Duderino (@ElDuderino0312) June 17, 2018

Costa Rica vs Serbia may have looked like the weakest game on paper, but the two teams played out a cracker in Samara. As you can imagine, it went down well in Belgrade.

Belgrade erupts pic.twitter.com/mKJpMor39X

— Tomasz Mortimer (@TMortimerFtbl) June 17, 2018

OK. Sounds interesting. If you had to pick a best moment though, what would you go for?

The scenes in Mexico City after El Tri overcame the odds to beat defending champions Germany in Moscow. *Googles next available flight*

Incredible scenes in Mexico City as the locals celebrate their historic win! 🇲🇽🙌#Ger #Mex #WorldCup #MyTribe #Dugout pic.twitter.com/q6zLREpq7D

— Dugout (@Dugout) June 17, 2018

And a worst moment?

Patrice Evra being an utter moron on UK television. “She knows more than us!” A 102-capped international you mean, Pat?

So this is why Patrice Evra has been accused of sexism LOOOOOL #Worldcup pic.twitter.com/h3O5Z1U7yV

— 🤔 (@lkigai_) June 17, 2018

Hmm, I need something to lighten the mood after that. What you got from yesterday that will make me laugh?

We can’t get enough of those Mexicans. This is what happens when your wife tells you, you can’t go to the World Cup.

A group of Mexican fans came to Russia with a cardboard photo of the friend whose wife didn’t let him go 😂👏🏼 pic.twitter.com/PQxzOHzKvB

— Casual Mind (@CasualMind_) June 17, 2018

Did anyone say anything interesting yesterday?

“If 7 or 8 players attack, then it’s clear the offensive force is greater than the defensive stability. That’s what I often talk about internally, to no affect. Our cover wasn’t good, too often it was just Jerome and I at the back.” Mats Hummels wasn’t happy with his team-mates.

This may surprise you but I’m into visual art. Can you show a picture from yesterday that evokes all the emotion of the World Cup?

You know what? I am sick of football. What else could I be watching today?

It’s England vs Tunisia later tonight. That’ll barely count as football.